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Prom Queen 1957
Lets. Talk. About. High. School. To me, there really is no other genre in the world quite like high school horror. Nothing bites as hard or feels as good. High school is the perfect atmosphere. The tragic and beautiful fusion of every teenage emotion. Rage, insecurity, love, obnoxious outfits, and the pinnacle of drama. It’s […]
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Happy 2022 : A Horror Fashion Review
The pressure of a new year is here! YAY! The start to a new year is always a great time to reflect on all the shit you’ve been running from, in hopes of confronting it, dealing with it, and emerging anew. Whether you’ve been running from the psycho on the loose killing everyone at midnight […]
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Don’t Feed Me After Midnight: A Holiday Horror Fashion Review
The holiday season has arrived! I’ve already been enjoying some winter horror here at home, getting all cozy under the heat blanket (because I live in a basement and I’ll die if I don’t use one). Curtains was great, hadn’t seen that one before this year. Feeders 2: Slay Bells is pure SOV alien xmas […]
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You’re Lime Green Jello: A Horror Fashion Review
We made it to the end of September, bitches! The leaves are falling, the smell of artificial pumpkin flavoring hovers in the air, and the best time for all things horror is upon us. This September we all collectively wore our tight zip-up hoodies, sipped our hot chai tea latte’s, and celebrated the 12th anniversary […]
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Welcome to Camp Crystal Lake : A Horror Fashion Review
Ah the magic of summer camp. The dust that never leaves your eyes when kicked up by fellow campers on the trails, the sound of the lake brushing up against the rocks on a calm cool summer night, Mrs. Voorhees standing behind an evergreen while her knife glistens in the moonlight. The memories come flooding […]
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A Year of Horror Fashion Review : A Retrospective
Hey! I made it to a full year of doing something I love more than anything in the world! How cool. Taking this opportunity to do a mini introduction of myself while we are all here. First and foremost, I fucking HATE talking about myself. So I’m gonna get it out of the way now […]
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There’s Pee in the Tea : A Horror Fashion Review
Every once in a while you come across a film that truly reminds you of why you ever loved the horror genre to being with. Recently I sat down and watched Society from 1989, and it was that kinda movie for me. NOTHING say’s “summer’s right around the corner” than a bunch of incestuous alien […]
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Goodbye Winter : A Horror Fashion Review
In a smokey bar up in the woods the remains of the New Year fall behind in scattered disarray as a cold reminder that things don’t significantly change after midnight. In the wake of reality, Jeff sits at an empty table in his all-blue snow attire after losing the ski race and the girl of […]
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A Bloody Year Indeed: A Horror Fashion Review
I don’t think I’ve had the time to sit and reflect fully on how bizarre 2020 was. It marked the massive fade out of people from my life. It also marked the biggest Drive In summer of all time. With the anxiety, stress and losses of 2020 there were also some major wins. All I […]
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Slausens Lost Oasis: A Horror Fashion Review
Well, summer is officially over. I couldn’t let it fade away without devouring a few more horror movies set in the season. Slumber Party Massacre II was a great one to finally watch all the way through, especially during Joe Bob Briggs’ “Summer Sleepover Series” on Shudder in late August. Thank all the gods for […]